gandalf: hey i just met you.
gandalf: and this is crazy.
gandalf: but i am looking for someone to share in an adventure so i'm gonna scratch a symbol in your door and tell some dwarves that you're a great burglar and they can count on you to be a perfect 14th companion on their quest to travel across miles of dangerous land and through goblin caverns and a forest full of giant spiders all so they can maybe kind of come up with some way to kill an enormous dragon and reclaim a load treasure lost a really long time ago because they are dwarves i guess don't ask me how they operate i am a wizard.
gandalf: so join me maybe.
I love the chosen one
joesblogs: Loving him is lots of fun.
*Avengers talking trash about Loki*
Thor: He's my brother.
Black Widow: He killed 80 people in two days.
Thor: He's adopted.
Tumblr: Only a heartless person would scroll pa-
Me: *Scrolls past*
That awkward moment when you see someone you’ve...